In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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