yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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