How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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