Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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