so that wasnt chicken after all
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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