I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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