After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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