im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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