My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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