Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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