i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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