nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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