I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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