glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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