the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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