that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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