Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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