So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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