If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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