Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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