dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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