K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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