just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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