if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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