she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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