Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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