Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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