Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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