Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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