I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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