talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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