will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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