it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
