Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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