There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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