Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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