nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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