i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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