I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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