I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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