just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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