i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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