grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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