At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
