Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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