i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
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She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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