what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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