I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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