dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
