That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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