you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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