This is not my ceiling
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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