can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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