their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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