i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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