these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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