Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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