I look better un-naked...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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