I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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