I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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