More tranny stories later!
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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